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Biel Snubbed
The brief romance between Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel is over. Biel stayed with Timberlake at a resort during the Sundance Film Festival last month, but the two avoided each other recently in Los Angeles. Timberlake ran into Biel on Valentine’s Day at Los Angeles club Social Hollywood. Despite briefly exchanging whispers, the pair spent most of the night on opposite sides of the lounge. They took great pains to avoid each other and, at one point, were both out on the dance floor with other partners, dancing back-to-back. A Timberlake friend claims, “He doesn’t want a girlfriend. He doesn’t want to settle down.” Timberlake has also been romantically linked to Scarlett Johansson.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie collect another one
Us Weekly reports Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are planning to adopt a Vietnamese boy, and have already filed the adoption papers. The two visited the Tam Binh orphanage in November and Angelina returned alone last month. A source says:

“Angelina and Brad have filed papers with the US Citizenship and Immigration services to adopt a boy from the Tam Binh orphanage in Ho Chi Minh City.”

Pretty soon they’ll have collected enough to finally challenge Ash Ketchum to a Pokemon battle to the death. They can even store them in the little Pokemon spheres, and when they open one up to attack, Zahara or Maddox or whoever will roll out onto the floor, most like suffocated, crushed, or starved to death. And then Pikachu will electrocute them and the whole gang will laugh and laugh because Pokemon is fun times.

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